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Divorce Quotes by Jay Leno
- Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
- Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
- Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike…
More Divorce Quotes
- People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it… — David Arquette
- A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
- In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall
- How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. — Lucille Ball
- I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life.… — Lucille Ball
- Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. — Roseanne Barr
- When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny