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New Quotes by Jay Leno
- This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."
- According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
- Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.
- The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister,…
- Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people…
- Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.
- They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
- The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
- A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
- Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask,…
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
More New Quotes
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Stopping leaks is a new form of censorship. — Julian Assange
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted… — Karen Armstrong
- Research is creating new knowledge. — Neil Armstrong
- I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely new medium. — Neil Armstrong
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky