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- When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
- As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt…
- Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by…
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he…
- Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.
- President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
- Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
- President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
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