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Years Quotes by Jay Leno
- The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next…
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take…
- As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas…
- They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking,…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- Facebook has revealed their estimated net worth - $96 billion. That's almost as much money as businesses lose every year from their employees wasting time…
- Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years.…
- USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more…
- America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex,…
- Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight…
More Years Quotes
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each… — Antonin Artaud
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Over the years my mother's steadfast faith in God has inspired me, particularly when I had to perform extremely difficult surgical procedures… — Benjamin Carson
- I don't know what to do. I only know that it's taken me years to understand that life was pushing me in… — Paulo Coelho
- Whoever travels without a guide, needs two hundred years for a two-day journey. — Unknown Author
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong