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- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by…
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.
- Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.
- President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
- Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
- President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
- President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
- President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
- President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're…
- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months.…
- One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how…
- In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek…
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
More Obama Quotes
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I voted for Obama and I was delighted that he's been elected. — Bill Ayers
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his… — Russell Baker
- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker
- Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented. — Stephen Baldwin
- If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country. — Stephen Baldwin
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- When the American people elected Barack Obama and large Democrat majorities, the die was cast. ObamaCare was coming. Popular or not, constitutional… — Bob Beauprez