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Bush Quotes by Jay Leno
- When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
- As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
- Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.
- Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take…
- President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have…
- Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count…
- In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies,…
- President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now…
- You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is…
- Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.
- The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
More Bush Quotes
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
- Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy. — Alec Baldwin
- I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm… — Alec Baldwin
- My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm… — Charles Barkley
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck