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- President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth…
- President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the…
- Michael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to…
- You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.
- Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun…
- Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?
- The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972…
- President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.
- President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents…
- Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a…
- Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic…
- President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who…
- And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to…
- Bush proposed a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Some saw the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while others saw it as…
More Bush Quotes
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- I was born in the Ottawa General Hospital right after the Gray Cup Football Game in 1939. Six months later, I was… — Margaret Atwood
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines. — Alec Baldwin
- Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy. — Alec Baldwin
- I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm… — Alec Baldwin
- My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm… — Charles Barkley
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this… — Lewis Black
- There's an expression in Australia that's called 'Go Bush,' which means to get out of the city and relax. I try and… — Cate Blanchett
- 22 million new jobs under President Clinton. 3 million lost under Bush. — Sidney Blumenthal
- It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult issues than any president since Franklin… — John Boehner