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- Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?
- Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
- I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
- I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.
- Congress, the legislative stone in America's urethra.
- My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.
- The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.
- I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
- How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't.…
- Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
- Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
- College is something you complete. Life is something you experience.
- I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.
- When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.
- I want a sandwich named after me.
- Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government
- When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
- The government that governs best, governs best!
- Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.
- Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.
- Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
- You know who talks about race? Racists!
- The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
- Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.
- Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento