"Everything is presented in as devious a manner……" — Jon Stewart
"Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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More Devious Quotes
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There is nothing more difficult than tactical maneuvering. The difficult consists in turning the devious into the direct, and misfortune…
— Sun Tzu
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Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuver. What is difficult about maneuver is to make the devious route…
— Sun Tzu
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What you hold in your hand is proof of man's power - against which our strength means nothing. It has…
— Charlton Heston
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The difficulty of tactical maneuvering consists in turning the devious into the direct, and misfortune into gain.
— Sun Tzu
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There is in the American Government...a want of unity.... The Sailors, the helmsman, the engineer, do not seem to have…
— James Bryce
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the…
— Matt Groening
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Our law very often reminds one of those outskirts of cities where you cannot for a long time tell how…
— Walter Bagehot
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Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
— Terry Pratchett
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After fifteen years of facing them (pitchers) you don't really get over them. They're devious. They're the only players in…
— Richie Ashburn
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I was the best manager in Britain because I was never devious or cheated anyone. I’d break my wife’s legs…
— Bill Shankly
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Churchill was the canny political animal, very devious, bursting with energy and determination, learning as hard as he could.
— Lord Mountbatten
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The tools we use have a profound and devious influence on our thinking habits, and therefore on our thinking abilities.
— Edsger Dijkstra
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