"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah,……" — Terry Pratchett
"Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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