"Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and……" — Jon Stewart
"Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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