Valentine Quotes

332 quotes by 229 authors

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height… — Lewis Black
The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we… — Lewis Black
I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. — Susie Bright
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush… — Steve Carell
I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about as nice a… — Julia Child
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. — Jennifer Aniston
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,… — Jon Stewart
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies. — Jose Ortega y Gasset
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! — Thomas Hood
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. — Yip Harburg
On his character Dean in Blue Valentine: It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and his daughter, which… — Ryan Gosling
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And… — Laura Kightlinger
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men… — Dave Barry
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. — Jim Gaffigan
We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter. — Terry Dill
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? — Jay Leno
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I… — Mo Rocca
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a… — Jon Stewart

Who Wrote These Valentine Quotes

229 authors contributed a total of 332 Valentine Quotes, led by these top contributors: