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Valentine Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh,…
- Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a…
More Valentine Quotes
- Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
- What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black
- The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year.… — Lewis Black
- I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. — Susie Bright
- I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell
- I think careful cooking is love, don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about… — Julia Child
- The best smell in the world is that man that you love. — Jennifer Aniston
- Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart
- We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love… — Jose Ortega y Gasset
- Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! — Thomas Hood
- They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. — Yip Harburg
- On his character Dean in Blue Valentine: It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and… — Ryan Gosling