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- This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping…
- I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and…
- Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.
- Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?
- Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge made that critical leap from 'be afraid' to 'be very afraid,' raising the terrorist threat level to orange for financial…
- With the situation in Iraq growing ever more dangerous, the 34-member Coalition of The Willing are, one by one, dropping out to join the other…
- Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated Dean,…
- Robert Torricelli, a powerful fund-raiser who helped raise more than $100 million for the Democratic party, took inappropriate gifts from a businessman, including an $8,000…
- They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that…
- Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ...…
- Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust…
- You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on…
- More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know…
- Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.
- As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical…
- The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
- The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
- The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that never actually existed.…
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
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- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- The whole is more than the sum of its parts. — Aristotle