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- Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they…
- A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever.…
- Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
- I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
- How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't.…
- Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
- How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and…
- Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.
- The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
- Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you…
- I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it’s hard for me to believe Christians are a persecuted people in America. God…
- I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who likes other men…
- Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
- More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know…
- Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went…
- In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen…
- Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's cool, because it's not. You know what is cool? Smoking.…
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- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong