"Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re……" — Jon Stewart
"Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it…
— Douglas Adams
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This is absolutely bizarre that we continue to subsidize highways beyond the gasoline tax, airlines, and we don't subsidize, we…
— Joe Biden
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I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds.…
— Dana Carvey
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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by…
— Jean Cocteau
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Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet…
— Ken Green
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Somewhere around twenty-five, bizarre becomes immature.
— Bridget Fonda
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Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked…
— A. Whitney Brown
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
— Jon Stewart
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At the heart of science is an essential balance between two seemingly contradictory attitudes-an openness to new ideas, no matter…
— Carl Sagan
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Since Copernicus, man seems to have got himself on an inclined plane-now he is slipping faster and faster away from…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The laughter in response to my question unmasked the double standard our deconstructionists espouse. And that is precisely the double…
— Ravi Zacharias
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It may seem bizarre, but in my opinion science offers a surer path to God than religion.
— Paul Davies
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