"I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If……" — Jon Stewart

"I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

— Jon Stewart

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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often…

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More Always Run Quotes

This quote is filed under Always Run Quotes, one of 43 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I don't always run in the mornings, but I am definitely better if I run in the mornings. — Julie Bowen
I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
You cannot always run from a weakness. You must sometime fight it out or perish. — Benjamin Franklin
Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money. It's quite a characteristic… — Margaret Thatcher
I really do try hard to be a good teammate. I can't run very fast, but I try to always… — Jim Thome
You cannot always run at your best. — Bill Rodgers
Careful as they may be, developers of Eiffel libraries will always run into cases in which, after releasing a library… — Bertrand Meyer
I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would… — D L Hughley
If our greatest fear is to sink away alone and unremembered, the brutality that time will inflict upon each of… — Miguel Syjuco
I run because I enjoy it — not always, but most of the time. I run because I have always… — Amby Burfoot
That's what sometimes separates people who always run and always train and people who maybe move on in life and… — Dathan Ritzenhein
I love running and I will always run. — Haile Gebrselassie

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