"The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your……" — Jon Stewart
"The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart has 230 quotes on this site.
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often…
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More Core Quotes
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Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite…
— Hannah Arendt
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Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but…
— Isaac Asimov
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There is also work to do in the evolution of a stable family life and values, and in ensuring that…
— Ibrahim Babangida
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The core issue here is that the Israeli government refuses to commit to terms of reference for the negotiations that…
— Mahmoud Abbas
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I believe I have a calling. Do you know what that calling is? To stand up in a new and…
— Stephen Baldwin
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I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a…
— Eric Bana
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If you want to end your isolation, you must be honest about what you want at a core level and…
— Martha Beck
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Most of us think of pride as self-centeredness, conceit, boastfulness, arrogance, or haughtiness. All of these are elements of the…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Freud's view is that all love is sexual in its origin or its basis. Even those loves which do not…
— Mortimer Adler
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The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me…
— Lewis Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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The moment eternal - just that and no more - When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core While cheeks…
— Robert Browning
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