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- I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from!
- When crops aren't growing, farmers get migrains.
- I don't want you to tell me to get a life. I want you to tell me how.
- I don't delete tweets that don't get retweeted. I hug them and tell them they're just as special.
- I havent swept the floor yet. Sorry if your knees get dirty.
- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?!
- She didnt stop loving you. she just decided to stop showing it.. Because no matter how much she tried, you just wouldnt get it.
- Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed.
- This role playing game is so weird how many followers do I have to gain to get some weapons?
- Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you
- Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.
- Tell her she's beautiful, any chance you get.
- If you act like every other girl, you'll get treated like every other girl
- Guys: If you ever get the chance to bang a blind chick, trust me, always finish on her face. She'll never see it coming.
- Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.
- The best way to get rid of someone is to start loving them.
- If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.
- Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
- I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet.
- If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a woman can have…
- Ladies, if a guy sticks his thumb in your ass durning doggystyle, don't get mad, we're just giving you a thumbs up.
- Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.
- I'm starting to accept the fact that the closest I'll ever get to having a superpower is being invisible on FB chat..
- Sex is like a joke. Some get it, some don't!
- I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new one.
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