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- Sometimes you have to do whats best for you and your life, not whats best for everybody else.
- You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
- I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best
- BEFORE TALKING: Please connect the TONGUE to the BRAIN!
- Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.
- LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury;
- LOVE LETTERS, are best mailed in the waste basket
- LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves;
- LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am
- LOVE SONG, a caress set to music
- LOVE, TRUE, marrying a girl, even though she hasn't a steady job
- LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license
- I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are actually free.
- If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.
- If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ` Asking for a Friend
- Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us sit down and shut…
- Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers
- I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .
- You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's fat.
- Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- Humility is a virtue until one becomes proud of it.
- Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just…
- They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in an arguement.
- Nice try, cricket. But you're still cricket.
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- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
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- One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. — Richard Bach
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead