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- Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it.
- Sometimes you have to do whats best for you and your life, not whats best for everybody else.
- Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do.
- Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
- You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
- I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best
- BEFORE TALKING: Please connect the TONGUE to the BRAIN!
- Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.
- I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
- A girl plays with your mind. A woman explores it.
- I'm entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
- There are 2 reasons why we dont trust people: 1. We dont know them. 2. We do know them.
- My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.
- Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
- It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
- The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it...
- It's so weird to think that before Twitter, all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads.
- Tip: Speak English. Kiss French. Drive German. Dress Italian. Spend Arab. Party Caribbean.
- *Follows Dreams* *Wait for few hours* *Dreams dont follow back* *Unfollows dreams*
- I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria.
- Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
- LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury;
- LOVE LETTERS, are best mailed in the waste basket
- LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves;
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