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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Becca
- Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?
- Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room!
- Im not wasting my time trying to be real for you, Im real for me.
- That urge you get to write no one gives a shit on someones status.
- Because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes 'DESSERTS'
- 1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.
- Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever
- After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
- Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
- Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him
- If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the…
- I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- Without ME, its just AWESO.
- Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
- Avoid Fruit and Nuts. You are what you eat!
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
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- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin