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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Kevin McCarty
- This ho says boy I got high heels bigger than your dick, sikee reply bitch I got sneakers fresher than your Pussy...
- I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess...
- Sucks when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!!! ~Sean Stafford
- Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty…
- Just when you think your life is bad, just remember some where some fat kid lost his Twinkie.. that was the last Twinkie
- Stay classy Facebook and go fuck yourselfs...
- I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind.... But I'm…
- When a woman says there in a relationship there friends are like text me I want to hear all about him.. Guys friends be like…
- Im not saying I hate ya but if u happen to get hit by a bus, I wouldn't say I might not have beeen the…
- Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
- Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting pussy...
- Two things a girl wants... To lose weight and eat...
- I lost my contacts = I deleted your number..
- Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook...
- Me jealous Hahahahahahahahaahahaahaahahahahahhahahahahaahahaahahaahah lmao
- So size does matter from what I heard only 3.5 inches to make a girl happy... Your probably like WTF are you talking about? Well…
- I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind. But I'm…
- Why do porn sites have a Share To Facebook button??? Who watches porn and thinks, You kno who would really enjoy this???? My family and…
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin