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- Oh, you hate Mondays? You`re so unique, you must be the only one!
- Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
- I hate it when my friends add my other friends, who they dont know!
- That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there`s that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_-
- Age 4: I love Mommy. Age 16: I HATE HER. Age 20: Mom was right Age 57: I wish my Mom was still here. LIKE…
- Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I`m a teenager, and not a baby!
- If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, Argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But dont sit there quiet and…
- Did you know: Within 5 minutes of waking up, 50% of your dream is forgotten and within 10 minutes, 90% of your dream will be…
- Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can`t remember what I ate for breakfast.
- Is everything expensive or am I just that poor?
- It`s gonna be okay. Yeah.. because it`s not happening to you..
- I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
- Staying up late every night... Regretting it every morning... then doing it all over again!! Just me..?
- I hate when I ask my mom how to spell something and she sais look it up in the dictionary. I would but I don`t…
- I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I`m always on the computer.
- If you wanna know something, ask me. Don`t assume. That`s how drama starts.
- Oh, you say BRB Shower and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is.
- Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? Like this.
- Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;]
- In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s.
- Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience.
- I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see who`s real and who`s fake...
- I`ve always wanted to know how long forever was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 months.
- Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness: THAT`S LIFE!
- People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back .
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin