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Clever Facebook Status Quotes by Becca
- Turning into a Ninja when your phone rings in another room!
- Im not wasting my time trying to be real for you, Im real for me.
- 1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications.
- Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs. Said no one ever
- After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.
- Best invention ever; a mirror that takes pictures
- If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she already knows the…
- I didnt say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- Without ME, its just AWESO.
- Did you know? Its impossible to say Good Eye Might without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)
More Clever Facebook Status Quotes
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are. — Kevin Hart
- Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. — Marilyn Monroe
- When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. — Jess C Scott
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
- A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. — Alan Dundes
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. — Bryan White
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. — Oscar Wilde
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. — Steven Wright
- To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. — Oscar Wilde
- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld