Clever Facebook Status Quotes
322 quotes by 160 authors
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
— Dave Barry
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
— Kevin Hart
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Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
— Marilyn Monroe
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When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
— Jess C Scott
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
— Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
— Bill Cosby
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
— Alan Dundes
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
— Bryan White
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
— Oscar Wilde
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
— Steven Wright
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
— Oscar Wilde
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
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You're so easy to read but the book is boring me.
— Emilie Autumn
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I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much.
— Emilie Autumn
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If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!
— Emilie Autumn
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It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.
— Emilie Autumn
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You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.
— Emilie Autumn
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Once upon a time is now.
— Emilie Autumn
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And falling's just another way to fly.
— Emilie Autumn
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I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead.
— Emilie Autumn
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