Clever Facebook Status Quotes

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are. — Kevin Hart
Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. — Marilyn Monroe
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. — Jess C Scott
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. — Alan Dundes
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. — Bryan White
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. — Oscar Wilde
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. — Steven Wright
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. — Oscar Wilde
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld
You're so easy to read but the book is boring me. — Emilie Autumn
I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much. — Emilie Autumn
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! — Emilie Autumn
It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill. — Emilie Autumn
You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain. — Emilie Autumn
Once upon a time is now. — Emilie Autumn
And falling's just another way to fly. — Emilie Autumn
I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead. — Emilie Autumn

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