Best Clever Facebook Status Sayings

322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, Ill be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start — Hussein Nishah
When your enemies are making mistakes, dont interrupt them — Hussein Nishah
Would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic — Hussein Nishah
You cant handle my undivided attention — Hussein Nishah
My mind tells me to give up, my heart wont let me — Hussein Nishah
I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me — Hussein Nishah
I wont try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me — Hussein Nishah
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance — Hussein Nishah
Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here — Hussein Nishah
I dont like to think myself as Special I like to think myself as limited edition — Hussein Nishah
My life is open book but I dont allow everyone to read it — Hussein Nishah
Dont worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday — Hussein Nishah
Warning, its not safe to talk to me at the moment — Hussein Nishah
Everybody is beautiful to somebody — Hussein Nishah
Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you? — Hussein Nishah
No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around — Hussein Nishah
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information? — Hussein Nishah
I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident — Hussein Nishah
Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people dont understand — Hussein Nishah
There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it — Hussein Nishah
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont change… — Hussein Nishah
I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now — Hussein Nishah
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough… — Hussein Nishah
Sometimes even IM afraid of the things my mind comes up with — Hussein Nishah
When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet — Hussein Nishah

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