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Clever Facebook Status Quotes by Emilie Autumn
- You're so easy to read but the book is boring me.
- I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much.
- If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!
- It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill.
- You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.
- Once upon a time is now.
- And falling's just another way to fly.
- I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead.
- Simply put, if you are a Wayward Victorian Girl, I'll find you.
- Why should I wake when I'm half past dead?
- Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.
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