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- Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
- When you broke up, everybody said you deserve to get the one better, but no one is willing to give it to you.
- That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends.
- Sometimes it's okay to be single as long as you enjoy it and not dying for a boyfriend.
- Way to make a girl smile: always tell her You're beautiful. a little lie doesn't matter (:
- What Mom says are always right. I did ignore what was she saying but as the time goes by it comes right and true.
- Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me.
- A friend would hurt you, but a best friend would kick their ass if they hurt you.
- Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you.
- It's okay if you insult me, I can handle it. But if you insult my friend, I'm gonna punch you in face and break your…
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- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. — Bryan White
- I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. — Oscar Wilde
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- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld