Best Clever Facebook Status Qoutes

322 Clever Facebook Status quotes by 133 unique authors

Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
10 pillows...... cause 1 is never enough. — Kev
Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick! — Unknown Author
She is amazingly amazing, beautifully beautiful, and heavenly heavensent while being imperfectly perfect. She is the one for me. — Raghib Clitso
From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth. — Prince Shawn
300 likes 200 comments, what's missing? Her clothes lol — Armin Ferizovic
LOL girls are DUMB. if you cheated on your boyfriend.. you basically became a downgrade. and don't expect to find someone better. becauseonceacheateralwaysacheater — Armin Ferizovic
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every bed you find,… — Armin Ferizovic
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. — Arjun Loveable
I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding! — Arjun Loveable
Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, and heartbreaks makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future. — Tanya Bianco
Rain falls because, the clouds could no longer handle it`s weight, just like tears fall because the heart can no longer handle the pain. — Tanya Bianco
Don't cry because a guy leaves, cry because your happy he did... — Lonniedagreat
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat
Your the type of person who walks up while I'm cutting grass and ask what I'm doing? Bitch I'm cutting grass ... — Lonniedagreat
Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches. — Unknown Author
They always say never trust who you can't see, every time you turn seems as though you always get burned, If you live your life… — Unknown Author
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'men' since nobody can seem to figure them out. — Brittany Reedy
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking… — Hussein Nishah
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. — Hussein Nishah
Somebody asked meh- Broda What is FAce BooK? (earlier it was original, real but now a days its just a Fake- book..isn't? ) and I… — Raghav Singh
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Hussein Nishah
The sad part isnt that we dnt talk anymore, its that we used to talk everyday. — ChOupiz
You can achieve anything if you have the will to. Well, that and some divine help perhaps — ChOupiz
LIfe is like a Game with lots of stages and levels..what we need do is? Play it in a way that we could get all… — Raghav Singh

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