"Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche:……" — Ella Rojas

"Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros* Girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?...??"

— Ella Rojas

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