Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative… — Rowan Atkinson
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. — Burt Bacharach
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. — Roland Barthes
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. — George Ade
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
The covers of this book are too far apart. — Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. — Ambrose Bierce
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. — Victor Borge
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. — Samuel Butler
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by… — Nicolas Cage
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey
Electricity is really just organized lightning. — George Carlin
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. — Thomas Carlyle
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen

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