Sarcasm Quotes

519 quotes by 301 authors

What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact. — Donald E. Williams, Jr.
If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood. — Lily Allen
For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting only selective derogatory… — Astrud Gilberto
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. — Erik Naggum
If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind — Dmitry Pisarev
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one. — Arshile Gorky
The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat. — Ogden Nash
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford
Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack. — Marshall Sylver
Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting humor, criticism -… — Stephen Covey
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes… — Paul Krassner
The shortest horror story: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Fredric Brown
I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you — Sara Quin
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized. — Mark Twain
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift
It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination for satire would… — Georg C. Lichtenberg
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a… — Harold Geneen
Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry… — Tom Bodett
Vice is man's nature: virtue is a habit -- or a mask. . . . The foregoing maxim shows the difference between truth and sarcasm. — William Hazlitt
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself. — Frank Capra

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