Sarcasm Quotes
519 quotes by 301 authors
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
— John F. Kennedy
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People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a…
— Stephen King
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Religion is the frozen thought of man out of which they build temples.
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
— Hedy Lamarr
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
— Oscar Levant
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
— Abraham Lincoln
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
— Vince Lombardi
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
— Lawrence G. Lovasik
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
— Douglas MacArthur
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
— Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
— Groucho Marx
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
— Groucho Marx
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
— Groucho Marx
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
— Groucho Marx
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Don't be humble... you're not that great.
— Golda Meir
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Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster.…
— Alanis Morissette
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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
— Alanis Morissette
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I do sarcasm really poorly.
— Brittany Murphy
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Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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