Sarcasm Quotes
519 quotes by 301 authors
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There`s a good sense of fun and lack of sarcasm in the Texans, maybe a little earnestness which is kind of why I found it…
— Rachel Griffiths
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Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
— Andrei Codrescu
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Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
— Megan Fox
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
— David Friedman
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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For your information, I would like to ask a question.
— Samuel Goldwyn
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
— Clarence Darrow
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
— Clarence Darrow
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
— Clarence Darrow
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Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
— Mahmoud Darwish
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
— Abba Eban
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
— Mitch Hedberg
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
— Kin Hubbard
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
— Eric Hoffer
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Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.
— Peter Hook
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
— Bob Hope
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
— Eddie Izzard
Who Wrote These Sarcasm Quotes
301 authors contributed a total of 519 Sarcasm Quotes, led by these top contributors: