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Sarcasm Quotes by Steven Wright
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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