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Time Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
- I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
- I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm…
- My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
- Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
- It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
- You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes…
- You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m…
- Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
- The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
- I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for…
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
- If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
- You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe…
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