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Time Quotes by Steven Wright
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time…
- My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has…
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have time
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
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- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
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- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication. — Aristotle
- We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner… — Aristotle