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- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
- I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
- If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
- I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
- What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense,…
- Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
- I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
- I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
- I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
- I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
- I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
- I'm seeing the world partially through the eyes of a kid. Not all the time. There's no black and white to it. But sometimes I'm…
- It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think,…
- It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
- Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm…
- I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight…
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