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Love Quotes by Steven Wright
- If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
- I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
- I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
- I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
- Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
- If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
- If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
- My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
- At one point he decided enough was enough.
- I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
- I invented the cordless extension cord.
- If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
- I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
- Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
- I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.
- I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
- I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.
- I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
- I'm addicted to placebos.
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