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Love Sayings by Steven Wright
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- I'm a peripheral visionary.
- I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
- Is 'tired old cliché' one?
- Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
- The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
- What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
- Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
- I just lost a buttonhole.
- I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
- Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
- Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- How do you get off a non-stop flight?
- I had amnesia once or twice.
- How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
- always remember your unique, just like everone else
- The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
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