"What do little birdies see when they get……" — Steven Wright
"What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?"
More Birdies Quotes
- For years, I never thought I needed a short game. Finally I just decided to do something about it. I… — Jack Nicklaus
- The thing I was most proud of about today's round was that on this course everybody is going to make… — Phil Mickelson
- I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever… — Ben Hogan
- You have to make lots of birdies and give your opponent no chance. — Michelle Wie
- The only way to win tournaments is with the short game. Over half your shots out here are within 30… — Phil Mickelson
- I was in the middle of the golf tournament trying to make birdies and I was just having a blast.… — David Duval
- Some birdies were about a family with hardships. Other days, birdie was a selfless teacher. And birdie from before is… — Kim Su-mi
- Don't talk to me about the world needing cheerful stuff! What the person out of Belsen physical or psychological wants… — Sylvia Plath
- The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is? — A A Milne
- There is more to the game than hitting it far. There are ways to make birdies other than hitting 350-yard… — Luke Donald
- He started pushing to make birdies and you don't do that when you're down. — Vijay Singh
- For those that dont know that means he got the blow....and its time to turn the blow into mo do.....sell… — Mac Dre