"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still……" — Steven Wright

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• Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like… — David Attenborough
• If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you… — Dave Barry
• I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very… — Mayim Bialik
• There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. — Gisele Bundchen
• Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but… — Louisa May Alcott
• My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more… — Margaret Cho
• It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. — Deepak Chopra
• The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. — Jennifer Aniston
• Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're… — George Carlin
• The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the… — Rajneesh
• "I call them april babies cause they fools" — Lil Wayne
• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben

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