"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included." — Steven Wright
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
More Batteries Quotes
- I could sell used battery acid and make it fly. — Dan Aykroyd
- My mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me. — Ed Balls
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
- I was in end stage heart failure, liver and kidneys shutting down, and on an emergency basis they went in… — Dick Cheney
- The liquid metal battery story is more than an account of inventing technology. It's a blueprint for inventing inventors. — Donald Sadoway
- My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps… — Dave Barry
- The most convincing proof of the conversion of heat into living force [vis viva] has been derived from my experiments… — James Prescott Joule
- A smile is just such an amazing thing. And to think that some of those people can now smile because… — Gabi Hollows
- America is addicted to oil...We must also change how we power our automobiles. We will increase our research in better… — George W. Bush
- Some technologies don't pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy.… — Barack Obama
- Whenever I am with energetic young people, I feel like a recharged battery. — Nelson Mandela
- Every July, August and part of September I escape of the guitar, I escape of Paco de Lucia and I… — Paco de Lucia