Babies Quotes
838 quotes by 685 authors
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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big eyes, tiny nose,…
— David Attenborough
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find…
— Dave Barry
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I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them.
— Mayim Bialik
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There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.
— Gisele Bundchen
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
— Louisa May Alcott
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My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and…
— Margaret Cho
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
— Deepak Chopra
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The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
— Jennifer Aniston
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Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live…
— George Carlin
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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is…
— Rajneesh
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"I call them april babies cause they fools"
— Lil Wayne
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
— Robert Orben
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast…
— Mark Twain
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Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
— Samuel Hoffenstein
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The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people goin' by I see friends shaking hands saying,…
— Louis Armstrong
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
— Mark Twain
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The system isn't working when 12 million people live in hiding, and hundreds of thousands cross our borders illegally each year; when companies hire undocumented…
— Barack Obama
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Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
— Shannon Fife
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The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him,…
— Eleanor Roosevelt
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