Baby Quotes

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Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big eyes, tiny nose,… — David Attenborough
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. — Enid Bagnold
There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.' — Tyra Banks
It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a child into your life who… — Tyra Banks
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm… — Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find… — Dave Barry
I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in… — Drew Barrymore
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast. — Charles Baudelaire
I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! — Halle Berry
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. — Nuno Bettencourt
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them. — Mayim Bialik
When I began singing, it was the first time I was happy in my life. As a baby, I would stop crying when I heard… — Andrea Bocelli
I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall… — William Blake
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour. — Andre Agassi
Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and… — Bono
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and… — Matthew Broderick
Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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