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Baby Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200 pictures of the…
- A woman's thong is like a baby hammock for vaginas.
- You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the toilet seat for…
- Damn baby, are you free Wi-Fi? 'Cause I want to log into your hotspot.
- I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget.
- FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
- Me: Hey baby, whats your sign? She: Stop.
- If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
- Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
- Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!
- A man hit me once. I was the last baby he ever delivered.
- A Woman Never Say: I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter Tracy.
- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
- Lets be honest here, whenever we get a new phone.. we treat it like a new born baby.
- Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first!
- Don't trust a girl who doesn't know how to make a simple sandwich. How will she be able to raise a baby?
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- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. — Enid Bagnold
- There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
- I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.' — Tyra Banks
- It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a child into… — Tyra Banks
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -… — Dave Barry
- I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your… — Drew Barrymore
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
- Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so… — Halle Berry