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- That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes.
- You can't have a relationship without any fights. But you can make your relationship worth the fight.
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything.
- I laugh at my own jokes. I'm funny. Kiss my ass so what.
- My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
- Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was…
- Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
- I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
- Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her…
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it
- A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
- A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
- A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
- A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
- A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
- Acupuncture : . . . a jab well done.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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