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- The only reason Why people going to watch Titanic 3D is Because of The Painting scene....
- Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident...
- Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
- Kissing at the top, holding at the middle fire at the bottom. Do you know what is it? What ? Don't think dirty... It's A…
- A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ...
- Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell Is This??? -Sincerely.…
- When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as a joke. But, when your time is bad even your jokes are noticed as mistakes.
- You're So Sad, Maybe You should Buy A 'Happy Meal.'
- Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals.
- The Awkward Moment When The Teacher Cracks A Joke In The Class And Nobody Laughs...
- No Offense Means, I'm About To Insult You, But Dont Get Mad.
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