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Jokes Quotes by Ramandeep Singh
- I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs
- I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didnt really that was a lie.
- I will kill you with all my hopes and regret... just kidding :3
- Don't squeeze me... I'll fart.
- Work and fun don't mix...unless you're a clown
- I was just playing around with my imagination...Then everything got intense
- Imagination is for Turbonerds who can't handle how kickbutt reality is.
- Youre letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up.
- My hobbies include trying to be funny and not succeeding
- Let's never be stupid again. WAIT! Lets always be stupid! Forever!
- A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre funny…
- Where the fuck did that spider just go? An Australian summer musical featuring the hit song I swear I just killed you, asshole
- If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die.
- I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.
- Bar tender. Bar sensitive. Bar not afraid to cry.
- My computer screen is brighter than my future.
- Do noodles end their prayers with ramen.
- My milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard.
- Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e).
- I farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasn't my fault they don't have Windows.
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